Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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