my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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