how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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