beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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