I should be sponsored by Trojan
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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