all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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