4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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