I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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