Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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