hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He felt like a one man threesome
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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