just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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