Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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