you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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