Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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