I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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