last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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