We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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