Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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