if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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