im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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