My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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