i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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