love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
