Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
