I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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