Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
