I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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