this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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