i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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