if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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