just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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