Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
