your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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