Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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