im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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