ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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