Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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