She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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