I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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