Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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