Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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