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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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