I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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