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• (806): View more from Texas

  Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.

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• (347): View more from New York

  when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.

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• (415): View more from California

  Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha

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• (831): View more from California

  Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700

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  Why are you like this.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?

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