David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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