Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(424): View more from California

You hurt me so bad and it feels so good

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(310): View more from California

So how was last night?

(1-310): View more from California

Let's just say I danced with the devil

(310): View more from California

Huh?

(1-310): View more from California

I'm going to Hell for sure

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(816): View more from Missouri

normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me

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(515): View more from Iowa

I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.

(407): View more from Florida

Its part of my fall instant classic line.

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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?

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(804): View more from Virginia

just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.

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(940): View more from Texas

See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself

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