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• (212): View more from New York

  dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?

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  idk but i think it had a face

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.

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• (518): View more from New York

  What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa

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