But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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