You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think my fart just growled at me.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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