Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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