school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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