Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
