I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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