I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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