Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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