i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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