This house was built for laser tag.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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